Press Release

Honourable President of the Republic of Cape Town President Godzille – i thank you for approving my VISA

Disgraced ‘................’ youth league president Jaja, Sec General Zazi, ( Lawd having these 2 in the same room is a nitemare).......we welcome both of you to our Press Conference, why u r here is a mystery to us.

Jaja : “ i will tjatjarag u if you don’t employ @PrincessKatlee”

“Station Manager : “Don’t u dare touch me on my studio, i dare u to touch me “on” my studio, Jaja i dare u to touch me on my studio”

Zazi : “I’m here to make sure that the worker’s rights are not violated and also that my wife gets a R60K a month tender/Salary”

Station Manager : “Shut up wena Zazi, our DJs r contract workers”
Apologies for that ladies and gentlemen, some people nje were born to irritate and steal other people’s limelight, and lets continue with the Press Conference b4 my VISA expires....

We are in cape town to launch the breakfast show of the fastest growing radio station on planet earth.....GwaiFM......Our creative team has finalized our tag line – Ladies and Gentlement, it’s GwaiFM 22.9 Mona Ke Mona, & Not where u r @......ok before i continue someone tell me who the hell is that girl with fake hair and why is she starring at me?

Security : “It’s Tanyi Mbeu, she probably thinks u r 80yrs old and have millions in your bank account, and that green Louis Buitton green suit u r wearing is not helping”

Moving right along, we do need to clarify to our stake holders that, GwaiFM is about entertaining the masses and we are not in the business of being rude or insulting people, hence some of our staff members have been reprimanded in public,

Back to the lineup, we are proud and very much excited that our Brkfast show will be in good hands co-hosted by @BlackLih , @songistylez and @MsLishia. Ladies and Gentlemen we are kind enough to move our brkfast show to start @ 8am instead of 6am due to the fact that we don’t want the Indian to be out of a job shame, recession is a bitch and we want “that” show to at least have listeners for the 1st 2 hours.....u c? We do a lot for charity, don’t ever say we are not nice @GwaiFM....

We are also proud to announce that the ever so popular and controversial @djsncuraoffline will be back on air as of 2moro and she will permanently co-host the show with @mavikiva. We congratulate both these 2 talented individuals.
Our Friday line-up that we launched last week, will be remain, it’s very popular with drunkards.

Due 2 extreme pressure from all sides @PrincessKatlee has been employed to take over the slot of Monday to Friday 12-3pm.......how Nkandla boy will feel about this is not my problem.......

On a sad note, @Songezile the Programme’s Manager has resigned, she’s joining a guy called Segal–something to start a new radio station in Mamelodi......we thank her for the wonderful work she has done, and her position is up for grabs, please DM us your application if interested.

To end the conference, unlike that TV Station, our DJs don’t mine to @touchmeonmystudio please go ahead and touch them, they won’t sue back