Press Release

Honourable President of the Republic of Cape Town President Godzille – i thank you for approving my VISA

Disgraced ‘................’ youth league president Jaja, Sec General Zazi, ( Lawd having these 2 in the same room is a nitemare).......we welcome both of you to our Press Conference, why u r here is a mystery to us.

Jaja : “ i will tjatjarag u if you don’t employ @PrincessKatlee”

“Station Manager : “Don’t u dare touch me on my studio, i dare u to touch me “on” my studio, Jaja i dare u to touch me on my studio”

Zazi : “I’m here to make sure that the worker’s rights are not violated and also that my wife gets a R60K a month tender/Salary”

Station Manager : “Shut up wena Zazi, our DJs r contract workers”
Apologies for that ladies and gentlemen, some people nje were born to irritate and steal other people’s limelight, and lets continue with the Press Conference b4 my VISA expires....

We are in cape town to launch the breakfast show of the fastest growing radio station on planet earth.....GwaiFM......Our creative team has finalized our tag line – Ladies and Gentlement, it’s GwaiFM 22.9 Mona Ke Mona, & Not where u r @......ok before i continue someone tell me who the hell is that girl with fake hair and why is she starring at me?

Security : “It’s Tanyi Mbeu, she probably thinks u r 80yrs old and have millions in your bank account, and that green Louis Buitton green suit u r wearing is not helping”

Moving right along, we do need to clarify to our stake holders that, GwaiFM is about entertaining the masses and we are not in the business of being rude or insulting people, hence some of our staff members have been reprimanded in public,

Back to the lineup, we are proud and very much excited that our Brkfast show will be in good hands co-hosted by @BlackLih , @songistylez and @MsLishia. Ladies and Gentlemen we are kind enough to move our brkfast show to start @ 8am instead of 6am due to the fact that we don’t want the Indian to be out of a job shame, recession is a bitch and we want “that” show to at least have listeners for the 1st 2 hours.....u c? We do a lot for charity, don’t ever say we are not nice @GwaiFM....

We are also proud to announce that the ever so popular and controversial @djsncuraoffline will be back on air as of 2moro and she will permanently co-host the show with @mavikiva. We congratulate both these 2 talented individuals.
Our Friday line-up that we launched last week, will be remain, it’s very popular with drunkards.

Due 2 extreme pressure from all sides @PrincessKatlee has been employed to take over the slot of Monday to Friday 12-3pm.......how Nkandla boy will feel about this is not my problem.......

On a sad note, @Songezile the Programme’s Manager has resigned, she’s joining a guy called Segal–something to start a new radio station in Mamelodi......we thank her for the wonderful work she has done, and her position is up for grabs, please DM us your application if interested.

To end the conference, unlike that TV Station, our DJs don’t mine to @touchmeonmystudio please go ahead and touch them, they won’t sue back

GwaiFM Press Statement

Your Excellencies
Members of the Diplomatic Corps;

Our sponsors and suppliers

Members of the Media

Supporters and Listeners of GwaiFM
Distinguished Guests;

All protocols observed.

Thank you very much for attending GwaiFMs very 1^st Conference. Excuse me if I sound weird, I just landed from Lagos where I had a very fruitful meeting with “d”dealers willing to invest in our station. GwaiFM prides itself by not discriminating people based on how the acquire their wealth.

I must convey my deepest gratitude to all those listeners and supporters who’ve been supporting us since our inception last week. Your loyalty, support and love is appreciated. GwaiFM’s Brand (unlike SpazaFM) is growing every sec, min, hour and day and thanks to you our listeners for that. (Sbu take of those sunglasses its dark in this room)….sigh……

Moving right along, the popularity of GwaiFM has resulted in some people behaving like the youth members of "you know which 1s” and I am deeply sadden by that, because unauthorized people started conducting business on behalf of GwaiFM and in an unbecoming manner. This is not Generation and we the Management refuse to allow personnel to use their DJ profiles to market themselves and make money @ the expense of our Brand. Unfortunately GwaiFM is not that political party with bitter former government officials who are obsessed with the Honourable President Dr Zuma and Management has taken a tuff stance against it’s staff members, our drive time show newsreader @mavikiva has been suspended for a week for his rudeness and defying management orders, another drive-time staff @ MsLishia has also been suspended for a week for questioning management orders. Management will take a strong position in dealing with staff members who are not willing to follow ORDERS. These suspended members will return to the station after the disciplinary process has taken place.

With regards to our line-Up, GwaiFM will introduce new shows weekly till all the slots are filled. Currently we have 1 show which is our drive time show hosted by the ever so popular @djsncuraoffline. On Tuesday the 13th we are adding our very own Breakfast show to the line-up and the host for the show will be announced on Monday the 12^th.

Due to our popularity and the fact that our station targets drunkards on weekends, we have decided to add 3 interim shows for this weekend:

Friday

8pm till 8:30pm we have GenRadio hosted by the Queen of WelfareTV your Original Girl A aka @Awisto

9pm till 12 - @AkhonaL, @ bradj_and @ juniamafia take over for our pre-DrunkTweet show….

12am – 3am (Saturday morning) the Queen @amotshoane and @bradj_take over with the Drunkards show……..

Temporary changes to our drive time show will be implemented as of Tomorrow:

@ djsncuraoffline will still anchor the show, @Songezile will be in the Producer's box, @ Lu_Afrika will take over the news temporarily till @mavikiva is back, we also introduce @outta_Ctrl to do the traffic & Weather (on temporary basis), @pyjamas05 continues with the sport bulletin, @menperc will continue for now with his boring gwaimgosi. We are also excited to add @ PrincessKatlee on the drive-time slot for the Fashion slot…..especially considering the SAMAs are next week.

As you can see we are trying to deliver a proper product to our listeners unlike the SPAZAFM station which has no clue of its target market.

These media briefings will happen weekly as we want to be in touch with out supporters and members of the media. Unlike some stations we do take Payola and we would like it in a Brown envelop.

GwaiFM for life, 22.9FM